yo i also want to know these things. did he start grilling fresh fish on fathers day in a kiss the cook apron? did he spontaneously turn into the dad from the brady bunch? i feel these are important questions.
“what if the world was made of pudding” and “and if a mouse said this about a kia sorento” are the dual wield combat knives with which you can easily destroy any specious and convoluted hypotheticals with no plausible connection to reality
“if a hypothetical scenario is stupid you can just refuse to entertain it” is a silver bullet technique that will make you immune to liberals who watch youtube debate channels for ever
I havent heard the mouse one before. Can you explain it?
Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I’d dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I’d teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like “you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement” and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like “yea but it wouldn’t just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too.” And she ignored that statement entirely to say “Well chimpanzees can rip faces off” and I was like. What’s the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on “Mine wouldn’t do that though.” and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet
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